Grass in Backyard
Two square yards…hey, she lives in the desert…it’s all she can afford to water consistently.
Closet Space
Never enough…needs to be spring cleaned and garage sale held. Any volunteers??
Hard Drive Space
80 meg…then there is the one on the old 486, she thinks it has about 16 megs of Ram.
36-20-32
36 – number of phone calls she receives each day. 20 – number of phone solicitors that she chants Voodoo death chants over each day. 32 – number of days in a month that she works.